make me choose

     asked: robin scherbatsky or maria hill

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  1. ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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    • People who don't wear glasses:   I wish I wore glasses.
    • People who wear glasses:   No.
  2. hallelujahchorus:

    how could you fuck up so tremendously

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    mewiet:

    retrogradeworks:

    I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

    Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

    I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

    (Source: hannahbowl, via victatorship)

  3. strangely-poetic:

    strangely-poetic:

    PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND

    Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

    UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it

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  4. abnormuhl:

    homovikings:

    i’m laughing so hard at how advanced technology is in asgard

    the reason thor was disoriented on midgard when he got sent down was because that shit was too basic for him, he was thrown for a loop

    #travel back to stone age #fail at using a flint #get dubbed as stupid by all the cavemen

    (via cityoflosthappiness)

    captainmurrca:

    physics-and-fiction:

    The full list of upcoming marvel projects which can be found on IMDb. There is a distinct lack of hulk here. However there are lots that I’m really happy about.

    #25 COULD MEAN BUDAPEST

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    crayonguy:

    Bunny master post

    (via snow-jinx)

    spockisinthetardis:

    thefrozensoldier:

    girlsbydaylight:

    manafromheaven:

    omg

    I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

    And I still totally lost it every time.

    Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

    oh god it’s back

    (Source: onac911, via teamdeadinside)

  5. http://motherlyxwarrior.tumblr.com/post/83170963381/friendly-reminder-charlotte-was-constantly

    motherlyxwarrior:

    Friendly reminder, Charlotte was constantly reminded She couldn’t do this, and couldn’t do that because She was a woman.(* ̄︶ ̄)

    Friendly reminder, She was taught from a Young age that She has to be a Warrior first and a lady second.(◡‿◡✿)

    Friendly reminder,Charlotte thought Henry married her…

    offbeatorbit:

    jesus fucking christ

    (Source: weheartpattinson, via magnustiles)